Top Ten White People Tweets (March 15, 2020)

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Mar 16, 2020 11:08 AM EDT

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  • 01
    Clothing - joshua david™M @joshxdavid so i ordered this hoping to look like him but i really just look like a gay priest. just thought i'd share in case you're in need of a good laugh
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  • 02
    Text - Shelby Dodson @ShelbyDodson666 I was at 711 and a guy asked me if I believed in God. I'm buying dinner at 711, homie. I don't even believe in myself. 20:14 · 07 Jun 19 · Twitter for Android
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  • 03
    Face - Daisy Bard @DaisyBard 22h the hanks family are a compelling case study for nominative determinism. if you call your kid colin, you're getting a colin. and if you call your kid chet, you're getting a chet. 86 L71,675 10.8K
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  • 04
    Text - BuchanaBadazz @BoBundyy Went to get checked for corona virus and walked out with diabetes ain't this some bullshit Imao
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  • 05
    Text - kelsie_ayyy @kelsie_ayyy They canceled the medieval fair due to #COVD19 umm why didn't they just run with it? People dying from a plague would make it pretty realistic i think
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  • 06
    Text - There's a kid on my nephews soccer team that thinks he's a dinosaur so he's just out there screeching and biting other kids on the field I love my nephew, but I'm only here to watch VelociRyan
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  • 07
    Text - Reagan Rose @Reagantrose Just heard a British person call Oreos "chocolate sandwich biscuits" and I finally understand why the Revolutionary War had to happen. 11:07 PM 3/9/20 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 08
    Text - rachel @BUGPOSTING customers love to tell you how crazy it is that you are still open and working at the bagel store as they come into the bagel store to purchase bagels 10:14 AM · 14 Mar 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 09
    Text - ianstu @ianstu7 "WhltE PEOPIE CANT cOoK" Ight keep that same energy the next time you want meth 11:51 PM Mar 14, 2020 · Twitter Web App
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  • 10
    Text - MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau What's an irrational fear you have? Mine is getting a clone & hating him. Like how does your self-esteem recover from that? Hanging out with someone and thinking "Ugh, this guy's the worst." And then realizing that's just you. Anyway, isolation is going great you guys.
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